October 27, 2012
Last night, I gave my wife the choice of watching Funeral in Berlin or Queen Margot. When I said “spy movie,” I think she expected something a little more Bourne. By the time Palmer reached Berlin, she was already lost. Read more…
November 4, 2010
Fuck. You. Paul Anderson. Fuck. You. So, we have a synopsis for the new Three Musketeers movie. Up until now, I heard that it was going to be in 3D, which did not fill me with joy, but also did Read more…
July 19, 2010
Something that is depressing? The Doug Liman adaptation of the Three Musketeers is dead. Something even more depressing? The Paul WS Anderson version is still a go. Sigh.
May 14, 2010
Because fate just wants to kick me in the junk, soon after reading that Hollywood has planted a big steaming dump on Allan Quatermain, it’s time for D’Artagnan and the boys to get their share. If you’ve been following along, Read more…
May 11, 2010
The Hollywood Reporter feels it important to inform the world about Paul W. S. Anderson’s adaptation of the Three Musketeers. Of the two that are in the works (Anderson’s and Doug Liman’s), I’d go with Doug Liman’s. The thing is, Read more…
May 10, 2010
Seems that along with Paul W. S. Anderson (this man is still directing? Won’t somebody please think of the children!??!), Doug Liman is onboard to direct an adaptation of the Three Musketeers. Variety is saying that this is going to Read more…
February 16, 2010
So it seems the newest incarnation of the Three Musketeers will fuse the producer of Sherlock Holmes with the writer of the Men Who Stare At Goats. At least that’s what Variety is saying. They wouldn’t lie to me, would Read more…
November 13, 2009
My apologies, this is about to get . . . florid. If foul language offends you, move along. Nothing to see here. 3-D Musketeers? By Paul W. S. Anderson? Couldn’t he just anally rape me then take me behind the Read more…
September 2, 2009
. . .’s career. Not the person, of course. I would never condone homicide. Still, Paul W. S. Anderson, complete moron behind such pieces of steaming crap as Alien vs. Predator, is tempting me. He’s now about to push a Read more…