February 1, 2020
This review was originally posted at my Patreon. It was like Jon Favreau read my mind and made a show just for me. And that ain’t the first time that’s happened. I have become, in case you haven’t heard, a Read more…
December 25, 2016
Okay, so it’s Christmas morning and I have a bit of time, so let’s talk about Rogue One. This first part will be spoiler-free for those who haven’t yet seen the movie yet. The second part will include spoilers as Read more…
December 30, 2015
I had Monday off, and so the whole family went to see Star Wars: the Force Awakens. This is going to be a spoiler-free review, but that also means it’s going to be full of vague mentions, so sorry for Read more…
August 17, 2015
My daughters and I are watching Star Wars: Rebels and are really enjoying it. We just finished episode 7 and I am really enjoying it. Not only do I get a chance to enjoy something with my daughters, but Rebels, Read more…
October 22, 2014
When it comes to Star Wars, I’m pretty easy to please: it’s got to feel like Star Wars (AKA A New Hope), be fun, and not be horrible. That leaves out the pre-sequels. Hey-Oh! The trailers for Star Wars: Rebels Read more…
March 4, 2011
And so, the date for 3D Phantom Menace is 10 February 2012. While this is not the date of the Mayan apocalypse, perhaps it should be. While I doubt this will be an apocalypse, there is no way Lucas is Read more…
October 7, 2010
You must have all heard by now: George Lucas is going back to the well yet again. This time, he intends to re-release all six Star Wars movies . . . in 3-D! Dimensionalize those mothers! I can’t say that Read more…
August 11, 2009
Back in early June, I wrote a series of tweets splicing coffee into Star Wars dialogue. For your edification and my amusement, I have collected those tweets I could find. They shall remain here for posterity and the further inflation Read more…