Sign of the Matrixocalypse

Oh please, baby Jebus, no.

The horror. The horror.

Rumours have hit the Intartubdules that Keanu Reeves has spoken of two more Matrix movies, written and directed by the Wachowskis. Now, this is basically a: “I heard it from a guy I barely know who said he was there when . . .” so this is weak as even Internet rumours go, but I felt it my solemn duty to warn you so you could be prepared.

Now excuse me while I go start digging the foundations of the bunker in which I will protect my family and my RPG books when the final horseman comes.

UPDATE: Are we at all shocked to hear that this rumour is, in fact, false? Not totally shocked, no. Relieved? Hells yeah.

Now what do I do with that big hole in my front yard?