Queen Margot
Last night, I gave my wife the choice of watching Funeral in Berlin or Queen Margot. When I said “spy movie,” I think she expected… Read More »Queen Margot
the Three Musketeers
Paul Anderson Ass Rapes the Three Musketeers
Fuck. You. Paul Anderson. Fuck. You. So, we have a synopsis for the new Three Musketeers movie. Up until now, I heard that it was… Read More »Paul Anderson Ass Rapes the Three Musketeers
Why Monday Sucks #117
Something that is depressing? The Doug Liman adaptation of the Three Musketeers is dead. Something even more depressing? The Paul WS Anderson version is still… Read More »Why Monday Sucks #117
Doing the ATM This Summer!
Because fate just wants to kick me in the junk, soon after reading that Hollywood has planted a big steaming dump on Allan Quatermain, it’s… Read More »Doing the ATM This Summer!
Going ATM
The Hollywood Reporter feels it important to inform the world about Paul W. S. Anderson’s adaptation of the Three Musketeers. Of the two that are… Read More »Going ATM
Mr. & Mrs. Musketeers
Seems that along with Paul W. S. Anderson (this man is still directing? Won’t somebody please think of the children!??!), Doug Liman is onboard to… Read More »Mr. & Mrs. Musketeers
The Men Who Stare At Musketeers
So it seems the newest incarnation of the Three Musketeers will fuse the producer of Sherlock Holmes with the writer of the Men Who Stare… Read More »The Men Who Stare At Musketeers
Taking a 3-D Dump on a Classic
My apologies, this is about to get . . . florid. If foul language offends you, move along. Nothing to see here. 3-D Musketeers? By… Read More »Taking a 3-D Dump on a Classic
Someone Needs to Kill Paul W. S. Anderson . . .
. . .’s career. Not the person, of course. I would never condone homicide. Still, Paul W. S. Anderson, complete moron behind such pieces of… Read More »Someone Needs to Kill Paul W. S. Anderson . . .