Somewhere along the way, somebody apparently forgot the most important part of the Highlander mythos: There can be only one. Thankfully, we can ignore everything… Read More »There Can Be Only . . . I can’t even say it.
Fuck. You. Paul Anderson. Fuck. You. So, we have a synopsis for the new Three Musketeers movie. Up until now, I heard that it was… Read More »Paul Anderson Ass Rapes the Three Musketeers
From the world of “are you fucking kidding me?” comes the movie Battleship. Now, having a movie based on that particular game in and of… Read More »You Sunk My Blockbuster!
Colour me just a bit too cynical at the moment. Just off the heady critical success of Clash of the Titans— Wait, let me try… Read More »Going Commando!