Tag Archives: FU Hollywood!

There Can Be Only . . . I can’t even say it.

Somewhere along the way, somebody apparently forgot the most important part of the Highlander mythos: There can be only one. Thankfully, we can ignore everything that came after, and I have a feeling I’ll be ignoring the next installment as … Continue reading

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Paul Anderson Ass Rapes the Three Musketeers

Fuck. You. Paul Anderson. Fuck. You. So, we have a synopsis for the new Three Musketeers movie. Up until now, I heard that it was going to be in 3D, which did not fill me with joy, but also did … Continue reading

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You Sunk My Blockbuster!

From the world of “are you fucking kidding me?” comes the movie Battleship. Now, having a movie based on that particular game in and of itself is kind of a WTF decision, but in a recent article, we learn that … Continue reading

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Going Commando!

Colour me just a bit too cynical at the moment. Just off the heady critical success of Clash of the Titans— Wait, let me try that again. I can do it with a straight face. Honest. Damn it! Anyway, creatively … Continue reading

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