Do you know about the Dino-Pirates of Ninja Island? If not, you need to acquaint yourself with it.
But not right now. Right now you need to head on over the Reform School Ninja Girls page at Indiegogo and put down some money so the world can bask in its glory.
Seriously, go check out the page, poke around, check out Dino-Pirates of Ninja Island, and then contribute. If you’re not seeing the awesome, you may need to seek professional help.
This must exist. It is a moral imperative.
You can find the Reform School Ninja Girls page here.
You can learn more about the Reform School Ninja Girls here.
You can learn more about the Dino-Pirates of Ninja Island here.