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Apparently, Bryan DOES Know Jack.

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So Bryan Singer is going to get all dark with Jack and the Beanstalk.

Sign me up. I’m on board.

And Christopher McQuarrie has done a draft of the script.

I told you, I’m sold.

The synopsis reads:

A princess is kidnapped, threatening a long-standing peace between men and giants. A young farmer is given an opportunity to lead a dangerous expedition to the giants’ kingdom in hope of rescuing her.

Bryan, you had me at hello. Now get this bitch into theatres and make it rock. Don’t make me call in the government of New Zealand to bomb your home with untreated human waste.