The Star Wars Coffee Tweets IV – A New Coffee

Back in early June, I wrote a series of tweets splicing coffee into Star Wars dialogue. For your edification and my amusement, I have collected those tweets I could find. They shall remain here for posterity and the further inflation of my ego.

You will note the ending sentence is a little repetitive.

Behold!

“The plans are not in this coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“This isn’t the coffee you’re looking for.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“If you drink this coffee, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“This coffee is our last hope.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“Oota doota, coffee?” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“The coffee is strong in this one.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“That’s impossible, even for a coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“They’re so small, they are evading our grande coffees.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some coffee.” First, I’m kick your whiney, punk a$$. Then, I’m drinking it anyway.

“That’s no coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“You drank that coffee? You’re braver than I thought.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“Great coffee kid. That was one in a million.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re going to have coffee!” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“If this is a consular ship, where is the coffee?” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time. Where is the the coffee?” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“What good is a coffee if you ain’t around to use it?” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“Dangerous to your starfleet, Commander, not to this coffee. ” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“You know, I think that coffee we bought may have been stolen. ” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“The coffee you refer to will soon be back in our hands. ” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more coffee will slip through your fingers.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“Where are you taking this . . . coffee?” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“Right now I feel like I could take on the whole coffee myself. ” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“You have controlled your fear. Now, release your coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“Difficult to see. Always in motion is the coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

“I cannot teach him. The boy has no coffee.” Too bad, I’m drinking it anyway.

This entry was posted in Articles and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.